(Source: ughticmonkeys, via sheisyellow)
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
(via theycallmestrokes)
Look for the girl with a broken smile.
ask her if she wants to stay a while.
(via bandsaremyonlyretreat)
my type
- that guy in the state farm commercial that says “can i get a hot tub” like hes prayin in a church
(Source: 2cornchipsandapieceofham, via bandsaremyonlyretreat)
hello tumblr, i am representative from yahoo. we see that u reblog thing that you donut want us to buy you. this sadden us, made greg cry. you mean people hurt greg feelings. we do not want tumblr now, congratulations JERKS
(via bandsaremyonlyretreat)
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
(via bandsaremyonlyretreat)
usually
I love how Drake loses it
Drake and Josh was such a quality show.
(Source: scagnetism, via sheisyellow)
I’ve finally accepted that these people get what true happiness and love are.
(Source: judgesontoddlersandtiaras, via casakoenig)
